family scandal.
I'm not real close to anyone on my dad's side of the family, so I feel ok about sharing this. Back in May, at our local meat market Michael's, a minor was served several drinks and then proceeded to get killed in a car crash on the drive home. The bartender who served the said alcoholic beverages just happened to be my cousin Jerry. I haven't seen or spoken to the guy since I was about 16 (we're the same age). It sucks for him because he was arrested yesterday and might be charged with multiple accounts of something or other. It's odd seeing a family member's mugshot on the 6 o'clock news, not because he's my cousin, but mainly for the reason that Connatsers generally aren't trouble makers or newsworthy. My brother Brent was put in jail ages ago for installing cable illegally, but that's as scandalous as it gets. My other brother Brad was in the paper a couple of times-he was scalping tickets and some crazy fool decided to drag him down the street with their car-literally. The paper said his name was Buford instead of Bradford. Another time was earlier this year about starting your own business. He won some award when he was in college-I couldn't tell you what it was for, but my mother has all of the paper clippings in a scrap book. I was in the news paper in high school-they interviewed me for a piece on the PMRC. Don't remember what I said in that, either. My nephew Chad had his picture in the News Sentinel for making a hole in one at the golf course. And my mom and sister Belinda had their picture in the paper for shopping at some store-a shot of them with their grocery carts. Yeah, real popular people, we are. Anyway, this whole issue with cousin Jerry is pretty big news around here:

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